01. Dead on Arrival – 3:16
02.Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy – 3:12
03. Saturday – 3:38
04.Sugar, We're Goin Down – 3:51
05.Dance, Dance – 3:01
06.A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me – 2:50
07.This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race – 3:33
08.Thnks fr th Mmrs – 3:28
09.The Take Over, the Breaks Over – 3:35
10.I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You) – 3:35
11.Beat It (featuring John Mayer) – 3:49 (Michael Jackson)
12.I Don't Care – 3:39
13.America's Suitehearts – 3:41
14.What a Catch, Donnie – 4:57
15.Alpha Dog – 3:42
16.From Now on We Are Enemies (Bonus track) – 3:36
17.Yule Shoot Your Eyes Out (Bonus track) – 3:41
18.Growing Up (Bonus track) – 2:56
19.The Carpal Tunnel of Love (Bonus track) – 3:23